Trivial Fights at Karakura High - Konyou Enatsu (03/31/2025) (Undisclosed Source) It’s not uncommon to find a fight on school grounds even if it isn’t supposed to happen. It baffles me that people even engage in these fights in the first place. And when people come up with ‘reasons’ to start a conflict, it gets even more confusing. In a recent interview, a student from Karakura High, whose name remains undisclosed, shared a story about a student who planned to impress a girl in perhaps the worst way imaginable–by pretending to get into a fight with his friend. The idea? Stir up some drama, take a hit, and walk away looking like some tragic hero. What could possibly go wrong, right? Well, as it turns out, everything! The two...

What Type are you even? In all these years, or even five years ago, not much has changed in the types of students, although there are many types. Questionable, loving, or even insurmountable students who can almost make you vomit. But whatever may come, you can see it with your own eyes. It's already arrived at the point where this school isn't exactly the most normal, but rather possessed by students who are almost godlike and down to earth. Which means that this school is unpredictable. Not just by the teachers and so on, but mainly by the students. Starting with.. Type 1 The Casual Student Not really anyone special, just a simple student, whether in college or high school. Learning or not, someone who either follows school...

I mean - yeah, this is pretty common enough to where people don’t often ask WHY it’s even that way but like, that’s exactly why I’m writing this! Some people in the school are WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY too confident in being like that and it’s like …??? What’s the reason? I mean, other than probable daddy issues ‘n whatnot. Also no, certain Spartans aren’t safe from this either JUST because I said ‘Karakura High’. Love you guys but PLEASE…. One of the BIGGEST parts of this whole thing is Onrain. Whiiiiich should be obvious; the internet is a great place to get stuff out or spread rumors…. Probably one of the reasons why Onrain’s kinda debated over the way it is. But that’s besides the point, I was looking at the site for the first time in...

By: Sumi Ishida How tidy do you keep your home? Spick and span? A little messy? Or perhaps as though a mini tornado passed through? Well, we’ve all been there at one point or another. A busy day, week, or month, and the dust collects. Now picture you got a pop-by visit from your school chancellor in the midst of it. Roughly a week ago, I first noticed the peculiar decorations in the dorm pathways. A mattress on the soggy cement, blanket and pillows to match, hanging from the strands of lights that illuminate the sidewalk, several jerseys strewn about. Initially I suspected this to be a prank on one of the teams, as such is not too unusual, but after a day or so I found an email in my inbox that nodded to a greater issue...

Main Character Syndrome 03 February 2025 / By Flay Ming-Akori What is a Main Character? When you watch a movie, TV show, or read a book, you often have the protagonist, also known as the main character. They are the center of attention and often carry some serious plot armor. Plot armor is when they defy all odds to survive a situation because they’re needed for the plot to carry on. For example, Deku from My Hero Academia. Without giving away too much, Deku had his future told by someone whose power revolves around it. And against all odds, plus a harsh fight, he survives. He’s the main character and must survive for the plot. Who else is dumb enough to do the things he does? He is needed, so he stays. He’s immortal. Karakura...

"Common Loot Hanamura" "Girlfriends and Boyfriends sound way too complicated for me too keep up with honestly, but my boss is making me write stuff, this reports going to be about Hanamura. . whatever her last name was, and her recent scandal." Everyone already knows about the woman she is, so need need for an introduction. this will just be about her recent breakup, citing personal differences and emotional struggles as reasons for the split. However, it was soon revealed that Hanamura had been unfaithful during their relationship, secretly seeing someone else behind Seo-juns back. As the truth came out, it became clear that Hanamura actions extended beyond infidelity. She had been dishonest, manipulative, and hurtful to those...

A Guide for those in need of help against fears of school and popularities. Fear of school itself? Everyone can be afraid of something sometimes, but this is about Karakura High School and college itself. Are you afraid that you won't be able to move up the class and are you putting pressure on yourself? Are you doing homework but think it's wrong and contains too many mistakes? All this stress doesn't have to be the case if you can't help yourself. The school and its staff ensure that you are doing well, especially if they notice that you are sitting alone and sad on a bench, for example, where you may show your emotions, either a councilor or that type of school employee will depend on you and you will automatically asked if...

School Changes 14 January 2025 / By Flay Ming-Akori Introduction Have you noticed something off lately? The school is slowly changing. From the walls being solid all the way to ceilings giving way; there’s a lot to discover when it comes to Karakura’s infamous school! Is this change staying for the better, or is it all temporary? Have You Seen It? Falling Through the Ceiling?! In Miss. Mori’s classroom, Mr. Riggs RKOed her right in front of the whole class! It was glorious, but it left a large hole in the ceiling! If you were lucky enough to witness the event, you’d also remember the weird creaking sounds coming from the ceiling soon after Mr. Riggs returned up there. I wonder what he’s doing? Don’t Converse at the Gate The walls...

10th of January, 2025 Student Council is a well-known name in Karakura today. Has the thought ever crossed your mind about its history? Today, I will cover some information I found during my student council research. The Beginning It all started during the education boom between 1964 and 1979. During this period, the student council went by a different name: the Moral Club. It comprised students who wanted to spread equity and morality throughout the school. This caught Principal Tada’s attention and decided to rename it to what we know today, student council. The Student Council was a committee of students who would enforce rules and assist the school when needed. November 14th, 1967, student Hiroaki Yamaguchi became the first...

DETENTION IS USELESS - Here’s why 02 January 2025 / Written by Neon Hayasaka Hello fellows, today we're going to take a look at the detention procedures at our beloved school. Oh yes, most likely the mere mention of this silly punishment probably gives you goosebumps. And I won’t surprise you at all, because as an outstanding, beautiful, beloved journalist, I have already received 5 invitations to this wonderful room, although I will admit with a sinister smile that I have accepted only a few of these invitations. But okay, what's so bad about punishing bad children? (For example, such wearing puppy onesies) To understand this, we should first read the definition and understand the purpose of such a procedure. DEFINITION OF...

Surrounding Effects 30 December 2024 / Written by FLAY Ming-Akori Be Yourself As you begin to get older, you may notice a pattern. A common piece of advice: “be yourself.” It’s said everywhere to everything. Interview? Application? Meeting new people? On a date? Be yourself. However, I must ask, what makes you “yourself?” Not as Easy as it Looks Nature vs Nurture We all are born with some predetermined features. Something called genetic code. Hair color, eye color, height, all that good stuff. That can and will determine a lot of things when it comes to being yourself. There’s also the nurture aspect of it all. Not too clear about this one, so: personalities, experiences, things learned, emotions? Things that build up over time...

Weather conditions and how they affect the school days All four seasons have something to do with the weather conditions in Karakura, they are really unpredictable and can sometimes seem mysterious when you look up at the sky and notice when it suddenly starts to rain and then suddenly stops again after less than a minute and the clouds disappear. Winter is the Worst Season in Karakura? However, winter in Karakura is particularly splendid, the drop in temperature of up to -20°C can make your hands and feet freeze off as even snow can rise not just a few centimeters but up to a meter high. A lot of snow on the sidewalks naturally makes it unpleasant for every passerby, student, teacher or other person. The caretakers have more work...

Information on how to get rid off School Bullies! It doesn't really matter how many times students have stood up to others and used them as punching bags or as living beings for their money, to embarrass them in front of others and to see them as a laughing stock. There are still cases in which situations arise where at least one or more students have to suffer because they are not allowed to experience a normal school day and are haunted by these nasty schoolmates, but most of the time the hate is at the top, along with the fun that they simply take away in order to have fun themselves by exploiting them. It has always been the bad types of students who are attracted to others by their looks, hatred or even wealth in order to take...

The Unfair Reality of School 11 DECEMBER 2024 / Written by Flay Ming-Akori School: Inside and Out When you’re caught assaulting someone inside of school, you’re given detention. Thirty minutes of your life writing a 2 page apology. If you do the same outside the school, you’re sentenced to three months in jail with a whopping 100k bail. What are these double standards? Some people (you know who you are) don’t even go to detention and in some cases (you know who you are) you brag about it to people, and (you know who you are) even do it in professional school settings. Like the journalism radio (I’m talking about you, Neon). No meetings with SLT, no consequences, no nothing. Meanwhile KPD is out here tracking down your location because...

By Sumi Ishida Rumors: speculation or fact? The spread of information and its credibility is quite nuanced. As students grow up in this modern age, where Onrain posts, text messages, and news articles are merely a click away; where any person can be an author to a large audience of eager readers, how can you discern what to believe? At any given point in time, we make decisions based on our ‘best working theory’, an accepted reality founded on the information we’re currently individually privy to. It is important to keep in mind, however, that we often may only know one side of a story. Whatever we read or hear will carry the inherent biases of the writer, or even, indirectly, the biases of the writer’s sources for information. You...

Get Involved With Clubs 30 November 2024 / Karakura High School & College What Makes a Club Good? When asked around, I’ve collected some qualities that are looked at most best when considering choosing a club of best fit. There are a lot of clubs around, but how often do you hear about them? If I’d ask you to name some clubs, I bet Occult and Journalism come to mind. But why those? Occult has drama, and of course you know about Journalism if you’re reading this. But this begs the question, what other qualities make a club good? Are you in a club? What qualities do you look for? No - Fun/Activities = 3 - Community = 2 - Topic/Theme = 2 - Food/Snacks = 1 - Power = 1 Yes - Food/Snacks = 1 - No Answer = 1 - Community = 1 -...

THE FALL FESTIVAL | What Even Happened? 27 NOVEMBER 2024 | 7 AM | JOURNALIST ROOM Photo taken by Dalparpe! Festivals - we all love them! Plus, it has been a little bit since our last official one at the school. So why not host another, courtesy of one of our school clubs? The Occult Club is what made this actually happen, what with their planning and organizational skills, alongside many other things. There isn’t much else to go over so let’s delve into the topic head-first! So, Mr. Stark - What Was This Festival Anyways? The Fall Festival was a festival that took place on the 16th of November, at the school building directly! It was hosted by our lovely Occult Club for the students, and anyone else who wished to attend. The...

“Rivalry. What’s up with that?” 21st November 2024 Sports! And why do they go to such extremes? “Yo! This is Jiho Ishikawa with his FIRST School Report after 3 months of being in the Club… Ever wondered why our dear Sports Teams go to such lengths to prove themselves, or make a point? Well, neither did I until now. Yet here I am learning and making a report on it - Anyways, whether you're a silly 7th Grader, or a College Bachelor; here is my first report for you ALL.” Sports! And did you know? “Let's be real, Sports Teams, Football and Cheerleading specifically; well, if they took Drama Classes, they get an A+ because they cause most of it - No joke! Did you know that two cheerleaders were accidentally KILLED in...

Do Students Study? 25th of November, 2024 Studying plays a crucial part when it comes to education, yet not every student in Karakura seems to approach their education the same. Today’s topic, as you can guess from the title, is studying. It’s been a while Karakura, but I’m back in the workshop and ready to write reports once again. My name is Tsubaki Watanabe and I’m bringing you today’s school newspaper. To get a clearer picture of statistics I went around the school and asked several students if they studied or not. This is what I found. From the information I’ve gathered it appears almost even between those who study and those who don't. I then delved deeper for the students who didn’t study and what their reasonings...

Is Journalism Dying? 26 OCTOBER 2024 / 9:00 PM / JOURNALIST ROOM Keio, Are You Still With Us? I miss him already, I’m currently sunken into the old red couch wondering, when was the last time I’ve seen him? Ever since Brandy Millwell’s report on Keio’s demise, I’ve always wondered who would take over as club leader. I heard rumors about his existence, his apartment keys ended up in my pocket somehow, right? But only his room mates enter the place, never him. The End is Near End of Occult Club? Have you been keeping up with the lore? The occult club is done, it’s OVER. It went out with a bang, it was glorious. Ghosts and spirits and mysterious instances lead to the ultimate crash of the club. What a way to go! Now...