Inari Lenue, pictured in a selfie with Kekóa. The fakest smile she can muster adorns her face as Kekoa stares blankly.
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When played, the file would play a clip of Kekóa Anakóni speaking, recorded over a very cheap microphone.
Kekóa’s voice could be heard “I thought you were gonna ask me out for drinks then.” Which is followed by a female voice, which has been slightly altered since that’s all that’s required for obfuscation due to the awful microphone. The female voice replies “You’re taken bro-”
Kekóa replies with a line so insane, it has been audio enhanced for perfect clarity and crispness.
“I said I had a woman. Didn’t say it was committed.”
[The audio file ends here!]
Kek-hoe-a Anakóni, Round Two!
So, following some online beef with the biggest wannabe’s in Karakura, the reporters, I decided to strike two opps with one stone! Here’s a news segment style recapping of some of the awful things Kekóa has done!
[In this scene, Inari is outside of the first floor of SLT offices.]
I stand before you right now exactly where I sat recording not so long ago, where our very own Dean Anakóni was caught on video exhibiting numerous instances of untoward conduct against his coworkers!
We stand here, weeks later now, wondering, what has Kekóa learned from our last article, if anything? The clips before and after you now encapsulate perfectly well exactly what he has learned.
What has he learned you may ask?
Absolutely nothing! I am the wonderfully gracious Inari Lenue, your latest and favouritest journalist, and I will continue to report to you on the scandalous, if not outright disgusting nature of our Senior Leadership staff without fail!
Here he stood, attempting to intimidate the lovely Kaito Akiyama for ensuring that he endured the consequences of his own actions!
[In this scene, Inari is standing outside of the detention room.]
The first clip in this article that you heard happened right here! Right outside of the detention room, a space I’m sure many of you are well acquainted with!
This room, known for its loathsome tasks and for housing our students who misbehave the most.
This is unsurprisingly where Kekóa, quite thematically I might admit, was found and captured LIVE being an absolute heathen.
You all heard the clip, but I’ll play it again for you!
The same audio clip from the start of the article, Kekóa’s voice could be heard “I thought you were gonna ask me out for drinks then.” Which is followed by a female voice, which has been slightly altered since that’s all that’s required for obfuscation due to the awful microphone The female voice replies “You’re taken bro-” Kekóa is heard replying with a statement so insane, it has been audio enhanced for perfect clarity. “I said I had a woman. Didn’t say it was committed.”
[In this scene, Inari is inside of an unspecified university classroom]
In a revealing show of blatant disregard for school decorum, we find ourselves here in a university classroom, where the saga began on that fateful Wednesday afternoon.
It is here where Kekóa successfully guilted a poor unsuspecting woman, a newly hired professor, into apologising to him, after &ohe led her on,&r somehow, the woman ends up the victim here! Absolutely despicable!
These events, these repeated events of poor conduct from Kekóa show an explicit disregard and outright contempt for the standards that this school and university stand for!
The manipulation, subversiveness, and malcontent that this man in a position of authority wields clearly marks him as the most unfit candidate for the position. I recall back to Ms. Akihito’s statement, to quote her “How are you even employed here?”
I leave all of you students with the same question, here and now! How is Kekóa still employed? Stand with me and my pursuits today, against faculty corruption!
This has been your latest and favouritest Journalist, Inari Lenue! Thank you for listening.
[TRANSCRIPT END]
I stand before you right now exactly where I sat recording not so long ago, where our very own Dean Anakóni was caught on video exhibiting numerous instances of untoward conduct against his coworkers!
We stand here, weeks later now, wondering, what has Kekóa learned from our last article, if anything? The clips before and after you now encapsulate perfectly well exactly what he has learned.
What has he learned you may ask?
Absolutely nothing! I am the wonderfully gracious Inari Lenue, your latest and favouritest journalist, and I will continue to report to you on the scandalous, if not outright disgusting nature of our Senior Leadership staff without fail!
Here he stood, attempting to intimidate the lovely Kaito Akiyama for ensuring that he endured the consequences of his own actions!
[In this scene, Inari is standing outside of the detention room.]
The first clip in this article that you heard happened right here! Right outside of the detention room, a space I’m sure many of you are well acquainted with!
This room, known for its loathsome tasks and for housing our students who misbehave the most.
This is unsurprisingly where Kekóa, quite thematically I might admit, was found and captured LIVE being an absolute heathen.
You all heard the clip, but I’ll play it again for you!
The same audio clip from the start of the article, Kekóa’s voice could be heard “I thought you were gonna ask me out for drinks then.” Which is followed by a female voice, which has been slightly altered since that’s all that’s required for obfuscation due to the awful microphone The female voice replies “You’re taken bro-” Kekóa is heard replying with a statement so insane, it has been audio enhanced for perfect clarity. “I said I had a woman. Didn’t say it was committed.”
[In this scene, Inari is inside of an unspecified university classroom]
In a revealing show of blatant disregard for school decorum, we find ourselves here in a university classroom, where the saga began on that fateful Wednesday afternoon.
It is here where Kekóa successfully guilted a poor unsuspecting woman, a newly hired professor, into apologising to him, after &ohe led her on,&r somehow, the woman ends up the victim here! Absolutely despicable!
These events, these repeated events of poor conduct from Kekóa show an explicit disregard and outright contempt for the standards that this school and university stand for!
The manipulation, subversiveness, and malcontent that this man in a position of authority wields clearly marks him as the most unfit candidate for the position. I recall back to Ms. Akihito’s statement, to quote her “How are you even employed here?”
I leave all of you students with the same question, here and now! How is Kekóa still employed? Stand with me and my pursuits today, against faculty corruption!
This has been your latest and favouritest Journalist, Inari Lenue! Thank you for listening.
[TRANSCRIPT END]
In some shocking, bombshell interviews a pattern regarding Kekoa emerges. One of fear, distrust, and what seems to be a forcibly imposed sense of loyalty. During an interview with a professor, she relayed the following message to me.
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A woman's voice is heard in HD audio quality, some early morning birds chirping in the background, the audio abruptly cuts in “He interrupted twice, and said, and I quote” a censor beep would be edited in over the name “‘we all know you get around town.’ Which basically described me as a” another censor beep would be spliced in here “as my first impression.
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As you can see here, his harassment and unbecoming conduct is that of a pattern. Continuing on further, a veteran school employee has been quoted on the record as stating and I quote “And whilst he does date every faculty member that ever works here…”
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An obfuscated but unmistakably male voice is heard throughout this clip, speaking somewhat nervously "Whilst he can sometimes become quite angry at his co-workers, and shout a lot- Wait.. i didn't mea- mean angry." the male voice stuttered a little "No, not angry- I uh.. Well.. He is a lovely co-worker, it was just a.. weird day.” The voice stops briefly, as if he had said something incorrect before plainly speaking, stating “He is lovely”
[The audio file ends here!]
As you can hear, plain evidence from a veteran faculty member, in a formal discussion, absolutely terrified to speak ill of this man. In another recording from the same interview you can hear this sentiment repeated again, while professional sounding in nature, one must read into the subtext.
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Inari Lenue’s voice is heard asking “Alright then, may I ask a couple short questions regarding some other experiences. Kekoa has on at least one occasion implied that one of the new hire professors was... unfaithful in a crude and disgusting way. Does this behaviour align with your expectations and experiences from him?”
The same obfuscated male voice is heard throughout this clip as well, it replies "Right, well uh. I am not entirely sure on that situation, however, Kekoa does mean well.. I am sure... He does have a slight temper" "And whilst he does date every faculty member that ever works here…”
[The clip trails off from here with no further audio discernible.]
As you can hear, clearly and plainly for yourselves, while an immense amount of professional posturing is done, no matter how you contort things, Kekóa has displayed a pronounced loathing for the schools standards. In addition to this, his personal beliefs and behaviours bleed into his work life. An aversion to loyalty and responsibility, ruling and enforcing by fear and violence, treating women and relationships as conquests, rather than people or meaningful engagements. These are qualities unfitting of a university Dean, and more akin to that of a gang leader. If you believe that this behaviour is unacceptable and has no place within our school walls, show your support with me. Make your complaints, report any untoward interactions with him that you may have had to higher authorities, vice chancellors, or the chancellor themselves, and be sure to include the details in a report to myself! This has been your latest and favouritest reporter, Inari Lenue. Signing off.
Editors note: At the time of writing I was infact the latest, newest, journalist however this has changed. I am electing to discard this fact for the convenience of not needing to rewrite this.
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