Let’s face it. EVERYONE OF US has had a time when vending machines were our go-to food source. Some still depend on them to this day! Though recently... Some changes were made that involved bringing more options of nourishment to the people. What is IN these newly introduced snacks? Where and how are they being produced? Who is behind these vending machine changes?! Guess it’s a story for another day…
But today, we’ll be looking into something more… specific. Among the new vending machine types: Food, Drink, Snack… We find that the drink options vastly differed — with the inclusion of sodas and the occasional ‘Energy Jellies’ that pop in and out… where’d those go, anyway? Whatever, at the very least we know for a FACT that the sodas aren’t going anywhere!
To celebrate the addition of these flavorful drinks, let’s do a test that will determine what kind of soda you would be. Underneath, you will find simple questions followed by 6 options you may choose from to answer. Keep in mind, every option you pick gets you a specified amount of points! Use that PhD and sum up your points by the end of this test to find out what kind of soda you are! Ready? Let’s go!
But today, we’ll be looking into something more… specific. Among the new vending machine types: Food, Drink, Snack… We find that the drink options vastly differed — with the inclusion of sodas and the occasional ‘Energy Jellies’ that pop in and out… where’d those go, anyway? Whatever, at the very least we know for a FACT that the sodas aren’t going anywhere!
To celebrate the addition of these flavorful drinks, let’s do a test that will determine what kind of soda you would be. Underneath, you will find simple questions followed by 6 options you may choose from to answer. Keep in mind, every option you pick gets you a specified amount of points! Use that PhD and sum up your points by the end of this test to find out what kind of soda you are! Ready? Let’s go!
What Kind of Soda Are You? Question I — Zachery Carluccio 2025
What Kind of Soda Are You? Question II — Zachery Carluccio 2025
What Kind of Soda Are You? Question III — Zachery Carluccio 2025
What Kind of Soda Are You? Question IV — Zachery Carluccio 2025
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What Kind of Soda Are You? Question V — Zachery Carluccio 2025
Congratulations! You’ve reached the end of the SODA TEST! Sum up your points.
If you got anything between 0 — 3pts. You are. . .
A Coffee drink! (Yes, I know it’s technically NOT a soda..)
If you scored anywhere between 4 — 7 you are. . .
An espresso! (Okay, shut.)
If you scored anywhere between 8 — 11 you are. . .
A cream soda! (I don’t know what that is.)
If you scored anywhere between 12 — 15 you are. . .
Apple Soda! (An actual soda... heh!)
If you scored anywhere between 16 — 20 you are. . .
Strawberry Soda! (Did bro think it's not artificial flavoring???)
If you scored anywhere above 20, you are. . .
Maeng Soda!! (Underrated)
Now, go out there and take a selfie holding the type of soda YOU are!
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